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Ammi Calling

Its happens only in hyderabad
Ammi calling : Farahhh

 (no answer)

Ammi again: beta Farahhh 

(no answer)

Ammi gusse mein : agay wo bhairi
potti

Farah: ji ammi aariun :P:P:P

HYD KI DOSTI.

HYD KI DOSTI. . .
Roye wo is qadar dost ki lash se
lipat kar
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Lash khud uthkr boli
. .Le PEHLE TU MARJA ma ki kirkiri
uparich chad jaara kya re ..... :-)

HYDERABADI NRI's

For all my HYDERABADI NRI's
hahah hilarious facts 
Just read n
Enjoy :P 
 Hyderabadi :)
Na Idhar ke Rahe …
Na Udhar ke Rahe...
Beech adhar atke rahe…
Na Hyderabad ku bhula sake
... Na Amrica ku apna sake
Hyderabadi-Amrican ban’ke kaam
chalate rahe
Na Urdu ku chod sake
Na Angrezi ku pakad sake
Desi accent mein goron ku
confuse karte chale
Na Turkey ku paka sake
Na gravy bana sake
Murgi ku dam de ke thanksgiving
manate chale
Na Christmas tree laga sake
Na bacchon ku samjha sake
Eid par Santa banke tohfe bat-te
chale
Na shorts pahen sake
Na shalwar chod sake
Jeans pe kurta aur sneakers
chadake itraate chale
Na, Nashte mein donut kha sake
Na khichdi khatta bhula sake
Pizza par mirchi chidakkar maza
lete rahe
Na garmiyon ku bhula sake
Na baraf ku apna sake
Khidke se suraj ku dekhke
‘beautiful day’ kahte rahe
Ab ayi baari Hyderabad ku jane
ki……toh..
Haath mein paani ka sheesha lekar
chale
Lekin wahan par...
Na gupchup kha sake
Na lassi pee sake
Peth ke darad se tadapte mare…
Gullathi kha ke kaam chalate rahe..
Na macchar se bhaag sake
Na khujli ku rok sake
Cream se dadodon ku chupate
chale
Na fakiron se bach sake
Na dollar ku chupa sake
Naukaron se bi peecha chuda kar
bhaagte rahe…
Na khuddi par baith sake
Na Kamot ku bhool sake
Bas beech adhar jhukke kaam
chalate rahe….
Na idhar ke rahe…
Na udhar ke rahe…
Kambaqt, kahin ke Na rahe....

Izzat Descending Order

When Izzat goes in descending
order.
Arey bhai aap khadeve kaiku hai
baithajaiye na.
Baithjaiye bhaisaab.
Baitho miyaan.
Baithre baith. :P :P :P

BIRYANI KA MAZA

Hyderabadi Biryani ka asli maza
pake so agle din aata !!

Hyderabadi Bacche Bacchiyon Ki Khaasiyat

Hyderabadi bacche bacchiyon ki khaasiyat

Bacchiyan ghar mein rahe tak sar pe se dupatta nahi sarakta
AUR
Bacche ghar mein rahe tak are ture se baat nahi karlete

Bahar nikaltekich " Baigannnn yatttttt "

KUTTE KI MAUT AATI

Jab kutte ki mout aati hai toh ... !!
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Toh kya .... ??
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Toh kutta marjata yaroo ... ismein
b laundapana kaiku kate ab :P
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Ayyii hayyii ... !! kya lite
muskurarein ji ....

ALL THE BOYS ARE SAME

Sirf kuch adjectives ki wajah se log kehne lage ' ALL THE BOYS ARE SAME' jabke boys ki kayi varieties hoti hain.
Aur inki quality bahar aati hai tab jab inki ideal wife Ke baare mein poocha jaye.

Shareef : Padi likhi seedhi saadhi simple rehna.

Nek : namazi rehna goshaparda karne wali rehna.

Show off : aisi rehna poora khandan dekhte rehjana.

Romantic : Khoobsurat chehra rehna jisku dekhte dekhte poori zindagi guzaar sakun.

Farmabardar : Amma bawa jisku pasand karne do dil ki saaf rehna bas.

Kaminay : gaaye (cow) rehna wastaad nai toh apne chakkaran padke jate.

Aashiq : paandabba cigret ki dabbi agar usse shaadi nai hui toh Ye do cheezan hona bas.

Rishwatqor : jidhar se raqam zyada ayi udhar apan toh. 5lac Ke niche toh lenaich ni hai. Phir aadi tedi Kaisi bhi rehndo.

HYDERABADI BAWA KI IZZAT

Potta- Bawa idhar aa.
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Amma- beta aise nayin bolte baap hai aisa nai bat karna chappal leke martiu izaat se bula :p
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Beta- bawa izzat se idar ajou baigan ki meri dmg nakko phirou :p

HYDERABADI PATTHA

Raat k 2 baje..ek Khabristan k bazu
ek buddi
baith k khana khari thi.....2 hyd
patthe jaare
thae waha se..!!!
Unlogo ku sharaarat
sooji...
Hyd Pattha:Salaam Khala.......
Buddi:Walikum salam...
Pattha:Kya hua andar garmi hori thi
kya bahar
nikal k baithe so tum..khana
khane :P
Buddi:Arrey woh
Murde....Dalindar..!mai zinda
aurat hu re...Mere ku
maardera...chalo nikal
kamine yaaa se...Deewana Murda
kaika ki
ujaad maru..

GULLU DADA KI SHAYARI

AMERICAN - So poor Is India !
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GULLU DADA - Beta Tumhara Pura Desh Jitna tail Khata na..
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Utna Toh Hamare Amma PAAYE KE SAALAN Me Daal te... :P Laaaawlz :P

SCHOOL KI PREM KAHANI

Apne school ki sunata hu ek
Prem kahani..
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Ek thi topper jo thi percentage ki
Rani..
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Phir..??
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Phir kya..
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Humne pata li..
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.Aur
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Fail ho gayi Maharani.. :P:P:P

HYDERABADI SHAYARI

Na right pose dekhun , na left pose
dekhun , dekhun to tera front pose
dekhun
( Sun bhai , jhabar shayari marraun )
Na right pose dekhun , na left pose
dekhun , dekhun to tera front pose
dekhun
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